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BabalonsBritches

4.60

949 ratings
 
4,082 readings since 2006
Serving Ethical Tarot & Psychic Tea
19 years professional experience minding other people's business!

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6am - 11am
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Fabulous experience. Got some very good and clear answers and a lot of helpful information. She identified information that I had not shared and was highly accurate. I feel very good about this interaction.
Specialties
Love & Relationships
Breakups & Divorce
Family & Friends
LGBTQ Issues
Infidelity
Skills
Clairvoyant
Clairaudient
Empath
Clairsentient
Tools
Tarot
No Tools
Communication Style
Compassionate
Languages
English
About Me
About Me
My psychic specialties are People and Relationship Dynamics. In addition to the whole spectrum of romantic situations, I enjoy exploring family dynamics, friendships, and more.

My readings are "solution-oriented" : My aim is to help you figure out where your people are coming from, what they want, why the hell they did/said that one thing --what they're most likely to do with all this.

If your people aren't acting right, we* can try to figure out a game plan (or two) to improve or reset things. If there's conflict, we can endeavor to make it the constructive kind. If this person's got you so mad you don't even know what you're mad about any more, we can help sort that out too. <3

*You, me, my cards, my guides

My Approach To Topics
My Approach To Topics
I am--TRASH-- at reading "Life Questions" topics. Do not bring me job offers/graduate degree programs/mortgages/money. I do not speak that language. Your reading will be general and generally awful.

If you ONLY want to know WHEN: I can not help you. I don't get time-frames on command. If I do get a sense of timing it is a byproduct of the reading, not the point of it.

I do not want to spend 5 minutes of your $$/my life trying to guess whether the person you're asking about is your bf, your boss, or your kid. I won't waste cards guessing basic contextual information. There's no point trying to be all mysterious about things. I will straight-up ask.
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Advisor provides direct, honest readings that customers find accurate and insightful, particularly regarding people of interest, with a blend of straightforward guidance and friendly, engaging communication style.
949 ratings, 29 with reviews
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User30673353
6 days ago · Chat
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thank you! you were very helpful and detailed with everything and truly kind. i appreciate you 👏🏼

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User56113244
2 weeks ago · Chat
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Was honest little confusing

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gorgeouss97
2 weeks ago · Call
thanks so much so positive an caring an great advice

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MrsSkeffington
3 weeks ago · Call
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She was reading the person in question seemingly with accuracy. It;s what she saw in the cards. It went fine until she started getting bossy telling me what I should be doing instead of asking about men. Excuse me? That was so rude!!!!

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User22527431
3 weeks ago · Call
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Honest very helpful detailed Kind accurate down to earth very sweet I will be back finally found someone I can actually connect with and feel the energy thank you so much I'll be back for more insights a laugh and honestly U rock top advisor

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User34956532
Feb 2026 · Call
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Thank you!
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