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NOT for everyone. Please read before calling.
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I am an empathic , clairaudient, tarot maven. I give d*mn good readings and I enjoy every minute of them, but MY READING STYLE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE.
Specialties
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Breakups/Divorce
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Infidelity
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Love/Relationships
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Family/Friends
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LGBTQ Issues
Skills & Methods
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Clairsentient
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Clairaudient
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Clairvoyant
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Empath
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Tarot
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Background
I am VERY much a PEOPLE READER. My gifts extend well beyond romance (bosses, coworkers, family, friends, and enemies are all people, too). I tune into the energies while my cards tune into the thoughts and motivations, and my guides interject useful information throughout the entire process. I can help you find out where your people are coming from, what they want, why the hell they did/said that one thing --what they're most likely to do next.

If your people are wonky or your relationships are rocky we can figure out a game plan (or two) to attempt to improve or reset things. If there's conflict, we can help you make it the constructive kind. If this person's got you so mad you don't even know what you're mad about any more, we can help sort that out too.
Approach to Topics
I am offering insight, perspective, and (guides willing) strategy to help you gain and maintain control of your situation. This requires at least 15 minutes of talk time.

Every returning customer will receive 5 free minutes toward every call. (You can see the promo minutes under transaction details.)

I will not entertain addictive behavior on my line. A good reading can remove impossible weight from the shoulders of a person in crisis, but you shouldn't treat readings as if they're an anti-anxiety med.

I would prefer to work straight to the heart of your reading rather than blowing through three minutes trying to guess whether the fella you're asking about is your your partner or your child (or kinda both, lol). There's no point trying to be all mysterious about it, b/c I won't waste energy/cards/time guessing basic contextual information. I will straight-up ask.

I am awful at parlour tricks. I can't pull names or numbers or underwear colors out of the aether and I don't get time-frames on command, either. Whatever timing information I am getting is a byproduct of the reading, not the point of it. (If you ONLY want to know WHEN: I can not help you.)

I AM 100% ----UN-GIFTED---- at READING "LIFE QUESTIONS" TOPICS. Job offers/graduate degree programs/mortgages/money. All that stuff is dependent on processes and regulations that I have too little frame of reference to interpret with reliable accuracy.
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