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Babalons Britches

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931 ratings
 
3,974 readings since 2006
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Sane readings for insane times <3
19 years professional experience minding other people's business
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Thank You, I ran out of funds but will try to continue later. You gave me a lot of info and straight to the point. An actual real life convo, felt like i was talking to a friend.
Specialties
Love & Relationships
Breakups & Divorce
Family & Friends
LGBTQ Issues
Infidelity
Skills
Clairvoyant
Clairaudient
Empath
Clairsentient
Tools
Tarot
No Tools
Communication Style
Compassionate
Languages
English

 
 
About Me
About Me
My psychic specialties are People and Relationship Dynamics. In addition to the whole spectrum of romantic situations, I enjoy exploring family dynamics, friendships, and more.

My readings are "solution-oriented" : My aim is to help you figure out where your people are coming from, what they want, why the hell they did/said that one thing --what they're most likely to do with all this.

If your people aren't acting right, we* can try to figure out a game plan (or two) to improve or reset things. If there's conflict, we can endeavor to make it the constructive kind. If this person's got you so mad you don't even know what you're mad about any more, we can help sort that out too. <3

*You, me, my cards, my guides

My Approach To Topics
My Approach To Topics
I am--TRASH-- at reading "Life Questions" topics. Do not bring me job offers/graduate degree programs/mortgages/money. I do not speak that language. Your reading will be general and generally awful.

If you ONLY want to know WHEN: I can not help you. I don't get time-frames on command. If I do get a sense of timing it is a byproduct of the reading, not the point of it.

I do not want to spend 5 minutes of your $$/my life trying to guess whether the person you're asking about is your bf, your boss, or your kid. I won't waste cards guessing basic contextual information. There's no point trying to be all mysterious about things. I will straight-up ask.

 
 
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Advisor provides direct, honest readings that customers find accurate and insightful, particularly regarding people of interest, with a blend of straightforward guidance and friendly, engaging communication style.
931 ratings, 27 with reviews
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User70919837
6 days ago · Chat
Lovely lady but hmmm not resonate at all.. I feel she asked question and made something out of it, that was wrong sadly

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hiddencharms
1 week ago · Chat
thank you for the chat today

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Mli20c
Nov 2025 · Chat
good chat. appreciate the guidance offered with reading.

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User521523
Oct 2025 · Chat
I had a wonderful conversation with this reader. She was amazing, funny, honest, and really insightful. She seemed to pick up on things that I didn't need to tell her as well. Ten out of ten. I would have stayed for more time if i could.

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User34193082
Oct 2025 · Chat
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Helpful read, thank you.

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User20178850
Oct 2025 · Chat
great read. she was very accurate about the situation. the information was very helpful
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