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Babalons Britches

4.52

3,403 ratings
 
11,046 readings since 2006
Sane readings for insane times!
19 years professional experience minding other people's business

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6am - 11am
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Mon
6am - 11am
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I love Babs! She has been scarily accurate about current feelings, and has accurately predicted me getting the “ick,” if I would start a romantic dealing with someone. She has also nailed specific phrases my POIs used in conversations and very niche words I’ce used quite often to describe them! Be open minded & willing to listen to her interpretation of the energy. It has been *tremendously helpful. We think we know people, or have an accurate perception about the situation, but our feelings often get in the way. She is VERY kind (but direct) in her delivery. I have been reading with her for over a year, and I love how she describes people. She could seriously double as a comedian.
Specialties
Love & Relationships
Breakups & Divorce
Family & Friends
LGBTQ Issues
Infidelity
Skills
Clairaudient
Empath
Clairsentient
Dream Exploration
Tools
Tarot
No Tools
Communication Style
Direct
Languages
English
About Me
About Me
My psychic specialties are People and Relationship Dynamics. In addition to the whole spectrum of romantic situations, I enjoy exploring family dynamics, friendships, and more.

My readings are "solution-oriented" : My aim is to help you figure out where your people are coming from, what they want, why the hell they did/said that one thing --what they're most likely to do with all this.

If your people aren't acting right, we* can try to figure out a game plan (or two) to improve or reset things. If there's conflict, we can endeavor to make it the constructive kind. If this person's got you so mad you don't even know what you're mad about any more, we can help sort that out too. <3

*You, me, my cards, my guides

My Approach To Topics
My Approach To Topics
I am TRASH at reading Life Questions topics. Please don't bring me interviews/graduate degree programs/mortgages/money/moves. I do not speak that language. Your reading will be general and generally awful.

If you ONLY want to know WHEN: I can not help you. I don't get time-frames on command. When I do get a sense of timing it is a byproduct of the reading, not the point of it.

I won't waste cards guessing basic contextual information. I do not want to spend 5 minutes of your $$/my life trying to guess whether the person you're asking about is your bf, your boss, your mailman, or your kid. There's no point trying to be all mysterious about things. I will straight-up ask.

**If you have not yet met your person IRL (in-person), I will not be able to help you. Chat me up -after- you can confirm that they exist.
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4.52

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What other customers say:
Advisor provides direct and realistic readings with a calming approach, offering practical advice and identifying potential blocks. While most customers find readings accurate and helpful, some mention vagueness. Known for being approachable and straightforward in delivery.
3,403 ratings, 17 with reviews
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Diane53191
4 days ago · Chat
It is very frustrating to wait a significant amount of time for an advisor to type, just to receive advice versus a reading. I have very good friends and a therapist for advice... I come to a psychic for a reading.

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Sduara
6 days ago · Call
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Very Helpful and Insightful!! I will definitely call again!

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User36985524
1 week ago · Chat
I asked you two questions and she replied with basic answers. pretty much just like the question that I asked was the word. didn't feel like this was any kind of reading at all.

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wayside
2 weeks ago · Chat
I love Babs! She has been scarily accurate about current feelings, and has accurately predicted me getting the “ick,” if I would start a romantic dealing with someone. She has also nailed specific phrases my POIs used in conversations and very niche words I’ce used quite often to describe them! Be open minded & willing to listen to her interpretation of the energy. It has been *tremendously helpful. We think we know people, or have an accurate perception about the situation, but our feelings often get in the way. She is VERY kind (but direct) in her delivery. I have been reading with her for over a year, and I love how she describes people. She could seriously double as a comedian.

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kirstens
Dec 2025 · Chat
was very clear, detailed, and kind! they listened closely and gave great advice according to the cards.

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User34956532
Dec 2025 · Call
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Babs Sister, thank you for your sincere honesty, &, genuinely trying to help! It's much appreciated.
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