Babalons Britches

I have one reading specialty : People, and their relationship dynamics.

My readings are "solution-oriented" : the aim is to help you figure out where your people are coming from (what they want, why the hell they did/said that one thing), what they're most likely to do with all this, and what you can do about it.

If your people aren't acting right, we* can figure out a game plan (or two) to improve or reset things. If there's conflict, we can endeavor to make it the constructive kind. If this person's got you so mad you don't even know what you're mad about any more, we can help sort that out too. <3

*you, me, my cards, my guides

Do not bring me Life Questions topics (job offers/graduate degree programs/mortgages/money). I do not speak that language. Your reading will be general and generally awful.

If you ONLY want to know WHEN: I can not help you. I don't get time-frames on command. If I do get a sense of timing it is a byproduct of the reading, not the point of it.

I won't waste cards guessing basic contextual information. There's no point trying to be all mysterious about things. I will straight-up ask. (I do not want to spend 5 minutes of your $$/my life trying to guess whether the person you're asking about is your bf, your boss, your kid, or, metaphorically, all of the above.)